Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
she is a disney princess
Gonna check out this anime that’s about this poor as guy who lives in an apartment and his budget is living on $45 a month and the only reason he can afford said tiny ass apartment is because it’s cursed
Something about ghosts or supernatural stuff we’ll see as we go
son where do I find this apartment I am willing to live in a cursed apartment as long as it’s got electricity and wifi
All i can say about fuck buddies to fellas is, be cautious
a girl will tell you lets have sex no strings attatched
and after the third encounter she’ll expose them hidden chakra string like
"so what are we" "what is this"
dont get yolked up out here